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The Vicar's Salary

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.

No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

Colin Holzberger, who owns several car dealerships in Queensland & NSW,
stands up and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and
his wife with a Honda people mover to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Kevin Holzberger, a successful entrepreneur and trader, stands and says,
if the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education for
all of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free sex.'

There is total silence.

The Vicar, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to
say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:

'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F#ck him'.