Wednesday, August 12, 2015

MAGIC BAND OR JUST MIND OVER MATTER?





They say a fool and his cash are soon parted and that may well be what happened to this old geezer in Waikiki.  Fleeing the rays of the sun, MOI darted into a shop and came upon the band pictured.

The salesperson told that it had 'great powers'.  Power to ward off the evil spirit and to provide the body with energy and make pain go away.

Sign me up.  I could not get cash out of pocket fast enough and slipped on the band.  For the first few day, nothing was felt.  Mind I felt like a right fool to have forked over $25.00 for a rubber band.

As if by magic, on the third day of wearing the band, I felt I could walk without cane, the pain in legs was not so great.  Truth be told, there was still pain and one had to be careful.

My dears, it may well be a case of legs growing used to the long walks.  The spirit of ALOHA returned with may well account for MOI being untroubled by evil creatures and able to gt them to move on.

WHATEVER,,,,

The band looks cute on wrist and gives MOI the ability to launch into another re-tell of Waikiki Tales...

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

'SMALL PET WITH DEPOSIT'??






"Rats are clean, intelligent, affectionate little animals which bond to their human companions in much the same way that dogs do, (I call them "mini dogs"), and with the right care should provide a comparable level of love and companionship for the whole family."

Just when you think all has been heard, there comes a tale that takes you aback.

A would be new tenant asked if pets were allowed.  NO PETS.  Would I consider a 'well being' rat???

Mind, if a mistake was been made, you, the reader, would  be getting posts from the belly of a massive python, hidden in the closet to feed on the pet rat.........

Rather think this 'well being' animal business is much abused.