DAILY DIET PLAN

 There is nothing like a short stack to get you going in the morn.  The sugar has me completed wired for the day.

 Do not forget the protein...

 I find that a snack of kangaroo testicles get the 'little grey cells' working....

What better way to end the day than with a massive offering of ice cream.  Sit on belly and spoon it in whilst watching the telly.

Did I mention that it is APRIL FOOL..............