Think of the massive savings to the earth if stayed at home and not do a holiday. Local slags might be a bit angry but you will have done a massive good turn in lowering your carbon footprint. Besides, travel is such a chore these days, unless you happen to be Mr. and Mrs. Obama...
Just think. No soiled underpants to sort out. No waste of water. Just use old underpants as dust rags. Imagine the freedom in having your 'tackle' hang free.
Trips to the loo just got more earth friendly. Install the above. Removes even the hardest of bits. Right, since the underpants are gone, there is the problem with poo marks in trousers. Not a problem, do as the Romans did, have a little mop in a bucket of water next to and use to do a tidy on bum when done...
Showers cost dear. Just go down to local watering hole and join in on the fun. What is a little dirt among mates??
Need to do a shop? Pop down to yourneighbourhood rubbish bin and catch all of the FREE food your neighbours have tossed. Massive savings for you and Mother Earth.
Need to put together your new flat? Next time your mate suggests a stroll to rubbish bin or nearby alley, think of the posibilities. Furniture, dishes, linen, beds, lamps, the sky is the limit on what you can haul to your new flat and decorate with.
Truth be told, the very thought of some of these ideas is not so unreal. Actually do know folks who can not pass up an alley without checking out for treasure. No thought given to the bed bugs that might be brought with the new found treasures. There are truely folks who do not buy food, all the eat comes from the rubbish bin that folks have tossed.
As to not wearing underpants. Loads of folks go without. Just ask Britney Spears...
The loo roll might be a wee bit much but in point of fact, the Romans really did do a wash up on bum after a good poo. Using a little mop provided for that purpose.
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