FOOD - GLORIOUS FOOD?

My dears, this is no joke.  There really is such a place in Las Vegas, NV.

The old geezer was reading the Daily Mail and came upon an article about.  Seems another morbidly obese person fell to floor whilst dining and had to be rushed by ambulance to hospital.  This being the second person to keel over in as many months.

The popular eatery is owned by a doctor and he makes no apologies, even has a placard in place that warns;

GO AWAY
IF YOU COME IN THIS PLACE,
IT IS GOING TO KILL YOU

Bloody hell.  Can you imagine the size of the person who can tuck this down cake hole?  It is called a 'Triple By Pass Burger'.  Contains 3 slabs of meet, 12 rashes of bacon, cheese.  Flat Liner Fries, cooked in pure lard, what else.  All of this washed down with a lovely Butter Fat Shake.

8000 calories.  Can you imagine?

Not to be out done by American cousins, takeaway shoppe in Manchester, UK offers up the above 12" burger.  It is FREE to anyone who can pack it in in under half and hour.  Seems one person was able to achieved it in just under 18 minutes...

Then there is the Sundae offered by Burger King.  Positively revolting.  I adore a sundae but NOT with bacon.

Pizza Hut is marketing the above pie with hot dogs stuffed into the crust.  At 370 calories a slice, it is a wonder what some must be thinking to order this delight.

Gobsmacked the old geezer be...

To think MOI thought it wicked to shovel a two pound bag of M&M's into cake hole.  Or tuck into a cake, washed down with milk.  Mind, if one is honest, the old geezer did not get to over 400 pounds by counting calories.  AND, never did the old geezer eat such a burger as featured, not even close.  MOI ate in slow deliberate stride that lasted the whole day long, the end result was the same...

After looking at the snaps and reading stories, one could not help but think of Oliver Twist and his begging for more porridge.  "Please sir, I want some more".  Not bloody likely...