THE OLD GEEZER IS ON THE MEND

Tuesday saw MOI return to ENT doctor for a follow up visit.  Doctor wanted to see if the ear was healing proper.  Using his tools of trade, the good doctor checked his handiwork and announced that he was pleased with the progress.

MOI is also right pleased.  Went on to tell the good doctor that all that could have been got from the operation seemed to be granted.  The infection was gone, as were the headaches.  Vertigo was less and the ringing in ears and swishing somewhat bearable.

When asked if the old geezer was going deaf, the good doctor reserved judgement.  Said he would answer that question in 6 months.  Actually, the old geezer already knows the answer.  Hearing device works less now than before the operation.  Hearing ability is way down.  Might not be totally deaf but it is not good.

The doctor told MOI that he is impressed with my lip-reading ability, and my ability to read faces.  Thinks I get on rather well.  As to what the future holds, who knows.  Bottom line is that the hearing is going.

MOI has to apologize the the lovely lady who does these cake creations.  They are real cakes and am told they are quite good.  MOI uses the pictures of to express a thought.

Groceries are still off.  Not much turned on to things that can not be tasted.  That explains the snap, food is not very appealing of late.

The good news is that in 6 weeks, the old geezer is down 2 stone in weight, that is 28 pounds.  This has to be the best diet ever tried.  Why eat rubbish if there is no enjoyment?

Just think, in no time, MOI will get to see his tackle.......

SAVING THE EARTH 2012 - 'MOI' STYLE

Think of the massive savings to the earth if stayed at home and not do a holiday.  Local slags might be a bit angry but you will have done a massive good turn in lowering your carbon footprint.  Besides, travel is such a chore these days, unless you happen to be Mr. and Mrs. Obama...

Just think. No soiled underpants to sort out.  No waste of water.  Just use old underpants as dust rags.  Imagine the freedom in having your 'tackle' hang free.

Trips to the loo just got more earth friendly.  Install the above.  Removes even the hardest of bits.  Right, since the underpants are gone, there is the problem with poo marks in trousers.  Not a problem, do as the Romans did, have a little mop in a bucket of water next to and use to do a tidy on bum when done...

Showers cost dear.  Just go down to local watering hole and join in on the fun.  What is a little dirt among mates??

Need to do a shop?  Pop down to yourneighbourhood rubbish bin and catch all of the FREE food your neighbours have tossed.  Massive savings for you and Mother Earth.

Need to put together your new flat?  Next time your mate suggests a stroll to rubbish bin or nearby alley, think of the posibilities.  Furniture, dishes, linen, beds, lamps, the sky is the limit on what you can haul to your new flat and decorate with.

Truth be told, the very thought of some of these ideas is not so unreal.  Actually do know folks who can not pass up an alley without checking out for treasure.  No thought given to the bed bugs that might be brought with the new found treasures.  There are truely folks who do not buy food, all the eat comes from the rubbish bin that folks have tossed.

As to not wearing underpants.  Loads of folks go without.  Just ask Britney Spears...

The loo roll might be a wee bit much but in point of fact, the Romans really did do a wash up on bum after a good poo.  Using a little mop provided for that purpose.

'A STIFF ONE FOR A STIFFIE'

TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE........

Subject: Pfizer corp

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Right, the advert announcement may well be an INTERNET giggle.  BUT, give a think on...

If you are like this old geezer, you more than like get email alerts telling of the wonders of all sort of drugs that will provide you with a 'stiffe', if your heart can take it, along with the wondrous operation that will add 3 inches to your manhood.

Makes on wonder if all men are completely stuck on not being able to perform or with the size of the willie.  Truth be told, this old geezer has not had sex since before the turn of the century and am right pleased that am not 'horned' up...

'WATCH YOUR TACKLE!' ALERT

BREAKING NEWS - LONDON

England and Ireland football supporters have been warned to ‘watch their tackle’ in this summer’s Euros because of a deadly biting insect that attacks the groin.

The warning comes from UK charity Tick Alert which has set up a special page on its website Tickalert.org dedicated to football supporters heading to the event.

A spokesman said: 'Our message to travelling fans is "watch your tackle".
'Ticks lie in wait and crawl unnoticed to a nice warm spot on your body, usually the groin although the armpit is another favourite feeding place.
'Underwear offers little protection against these blood-sucking pests.
Am on a roll here, what with the avert alert and now this warning about nasties in your tackle.  "Tackle" in UK is another word for 'private parts'...

Wonder if "Superman" underpants offer better protection or "Batman".  You have been warned...