'A STIFF ONE FOR A STIFFIE'

TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE........

Subject: Pfizer corp

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Right, the advert announcement may well be an INTERNET giggle.  BUT, give a think on...

If you are like this old geezer, you more than like get email alerts telling of the wonders of all sort of drugs that will provide you with a 'stiffe', if your heart can take it, along with the wondrous operation that will add 3 inches to your manhood.

Makes on wonder if all men are completely stuck on not being able to perform or with the size of the willie.  Truth be told, this old geezer has not had sex since before the turn of the century and am right pleased that am not 'horned' up...