SAGGING UNDERPANTS

 Justin Bieber is shown almost always with more than a little of his underpants showing.  The young lad has been shown in pink, white, black and famous labels.  It is a wonder that he bothers to wear trousers at all.  Which got the old geezer to think on ...........

 Kris Humpries has decided to reveal his looks in underpants. Racy the photo shoot was but one wonders the importance of the combat boots...

David Beckham has done adverts for underpants in the past.  Responsible for massive sales.  Wanting his fair share of the market, David has own line of underpants and has done a new series of snaps showing off his bod.  Father of 4 and now 39, David shows that he still is in good shape.  Mind, it may well be that with the loss of weight, the old geezer might have to get a few pair.  Right, no one will know but the old geezer...

Lastly, we have a snap of Marky Mark, AKA  Mark Walhberg, in his underpants.  Ages ago, in Honolulu, the old geezer and a few mates, attended a concert of the band a member of.  The draw was that he might drop trousers and show his underpants completely.  Can you imagine?  The old geezer was in 40's as were the mates who went to concert.  Most of the concert  goers were teenagers.  We old men had purchased the best seats, right up front, and stood for better view, would not allow any to push aside.   Just to see a little 'underpants'.

More than 20 years on, the practice of showing underpants lives.  So much so that ordinary chaps parade in town with underpants showing.  Not always clean underpants...

This is one fad that needs to be retired...

Which bring this old geezer to the end of this post with the above snap.  One should very careful in Flint...

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS

Made to feel like 'Mata Hara' I was...

Without a doubt, Ron AKA 'The Diva" is one of the most colourful personages ever met.  From the brilliant outfits, down to the shoes, there is nothing 'tame' about his appearance on the stage of life.  Being ever so colourful, he tends to draw a host of rather interesting folks his way.  Makes for most interesting people watching and very colourful slices of life.

Ron, like MOI has problems with hearing.  Tends to talk loudly on the mobile and is very easy to listen in on as he chats loudly with folks.

Being that so many stories are caught this way, it is no wonder that MOI would use them in chats with Ron.  Truth be told, with a few favoured others as well...

Knowing full well that one must be careful in what one tells, had thought that it was of no great import. 

May well be that the old geezer is going to have to stop putting that glass to the wall to hear it all.  Turn down the device.  Do not want 'The Diva' to feel put upon.

To hear Ron tell it, MOI never met a secret he could hold on to.  I never...

Torture MOI on the rack, rip finger nails out one by one, MOI would never reveal to the whole world that 'The Diva' has a frog tattooed on his bum....Never...

LOO ROLL HEAVEN

The perfect place to be when nature calls.

One never knows just how much is needed...

CASUAL FRIDAY

DATELINE - WEIRD

Back in the day, when me good friend Alan was still working for a large company, he and a mate thought to excite fellow workers with his 'casual Friday' costume.......

Rumour has it that fellow workers were so shocked by the actions of the normally sedate Alan, they banned future casual Fridays......

Alan went on to win "Employee of the Month" multiple times.......

WHAT'S IN A NAME

Streets with rude-sounding names like Crotch Crescent, Turkey Cock Lane, Bell End and The Knob could turn out to be a haven for property hunters looking to snap up a bargain, as many will not want to live on a suggestive-sounding street.

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Everything Stops for Tea

Got to love a cuppa...

THE OLD GEEZER IS ON THE MEND

Tuesday saw MOI return to ENT doctor for a follow up visit.  Doctor wanted to see if the ear was healing proper.  Using his tools of trade, the good doctor checked his handiwork and announced that he was pleased with the progress.

MOI is also right pleased.  Went on to tell the good doctor that all that could have been got from the operation seemed to be granted.  The infection was gone, as were the headaches.  Vertigo was less and the ringing in ears and swishing somewhat bearable.

When asked if the old geezer was going deaf, the good doctor reserved judgement.  Said he would answer that question in 6 months.  Actually, the old geezer already knows the answer.  Hearing device works less now than before the operation.  Hearing ability is way down.  Might not be totally deaf but it is not good.

The doctor told MOI that he is impressed with my lip-reading ability, and my ability to read faces.  Thinks I get on rather well.  As to what the future holds, who knows.  Bottom line is that the hearing is going.

MOI has to apologize the the lovely lady who does these cake creations.  They are real cakes and am told they are quite good.  MOI uses the pictures of to express a thought.

Groceries are still off.  Not much turned on to things that can not be tasted.  That explains the snap, food is not very appealing of late.

The good news is that in 6 weeks, the old geezer is down 2 stone in weight, that is 28 pounds.  This has to be the best diet ever tried.  Why eat rubbish if there is no enjoyment?

Just think, in no time, MOI will get to see his tackle.......

NO SLAVE TO FASHION

Never let it be said that 'Youngest Roomie' is a slave to fashion.  Recently, he returned from a road trip wearing a bright red t-shirt of the type featured in the snap.

This old geezer can be a bit behind the times.  Had no clue that 'Angry Birds' was a most popular Finnish Game to be played on applications.  Seems the birds seek out and launch attacks on pigs....

There is even an amusement park in Finland...

'Youngest Roomie' no doubt bought the t-shirt on sale.  He loves a bargain.  Was over the moon with t-shirt found, "All The Way With LBJ". Next year he will be able to snap up loads of OBAMA t-shirts...

FORGET EASYJET

The next time the old geezer goes on holiday it will be with a booking on the airline featured in the snap.

What is not to love about an airline that tells up-front that it is out to screw you?  Can you imagine?  The drinks are probably watered down, food is bad, the seats more than like do not work other than in the prone position and all aboard are more than like charter members of the MILE HIGH CLUB.

Do you think they print out the boarding passes on condom packets???

MOI, DEPRESSED? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!

It was passed on to the old geezer that a personage known to was worried that MOI must be sinking into deep depression, what with all of the trials and tribulations of late.

My dears, MOI knows all about depression, have dealt with it the whole of me life, along with PTSD and other issues.

Winston Churchill called his depression 'the black dog'.  Too right...

The old geezer has been so depressed in the past that he could not get out of bed, for days and days.  Let alone shower, shave or change clothes.  Depression was the one thing MOI knew how to deal with, it fed me desire to pig out, lash out at others, and blame all of me troubles on.  The old geezer felt in a sick way that depression was me friend.  Helped feed the self-loathing...

We need to cue the lovely gentlemen of the orchestra, to provide a little music to go with what follows.

The concern for my mental health comes from an aging homosexual, one who is depressed due to his inability to stop the clock and stay 'young'.  He says he wants to enjoy life but does everything to keep the world at bay.  Feeds his depression he does.  Whatever helps one get through the night...

This old geezer, rises from cot, makes bed, showers, shaves and tries to dress smartly.  Reads emails, answers and tries to keep me fans informed on this blog round the world.

The folks, who follow me thoughts, know that my deliciously wicked sense of humour has not departed, and that I could not be further from depressed stated.  All things considered, am of the opinion that MOI is deal with the current situation rather well.

Want to thank all of the folks from UK, France, Sweden, Russia, Poland, Germany, Italy, Spain, Netherlands, Norway, Canada, OZ, NZ, and from across America who have sent  emails to and continue to peek in.  That makes MOI want to keep up all the more.  Sadly, skype, due to deafness, is not being turned on, no matter how hard I try to crank up the volume, it is too much for MOI to deal, perhaps down the road.  I do so love seeing and hearing the lovely folks   from round the world.

SAVING THE EARTH 2012 - 'MOI' STYLE

Think of the massive savings to the earth if stayed at home and not do a holiday.  Local slags might be a bit angry but you will have done a massive good turn in lowering your carbon footprint.  Besides, travel is such a chore these days, unless you happen to be Mr. and Mrs. Obama...

Just think. No soiled underpants to sort out.  No waste of water.  Just use old underpants as dust rags.  Imagine the freedom in having your 'tackle' hang free.

Trips to the loo just got more earth friendly.  Install the above.  Removes even the hardest of bits.  Right, since the underpants are gone, there is the problem with poo marks in trousers.  Not a problem, do as the Romans did, have a little mop in a bucket of water next to and use to do a tidy on bum when done...

Showers cost dear.  Just go down to local watering hole and join in on the fun.  What is a little dirt among mates??

Need to do a shop?  Pop down to yourneighbourhood rubbish bin and catch all of the FREE food your neighbours have tossed.  Massive savings for you and Mother Earth.

Need to put together your new flat?  Next time your mate suggests a stroll to rubbish bin or nearby alley, think of the posibilities.  Furniture, dishes, linen, beds, lamps, the sky is the limit on what you can haul to your new flat and decorate with.

Truth be told, the very thought of some of these ideas is not so unreal.  Actually do know folks who can not pass up an alley without checking out for treasure.  No thought given to the bed bugs that might be brought with the new found treasures.  There are truely folks who do not buy food, all the eat comes from the rubbish bin that folks have tossed.

As to not wearing underpants.  Loads of folks go without.  Just ask Britney Spears...

The loo roll might be a wee bit much but in point of fact, the Romans really did do a wash up on bum after a good poo.  Using a little mop provided for that purpose.

'OLD GEEZER' IS REDUNDANT - INDEED!!!

'You do know, Rob, that "old geezer" is redundant.'

This missive landed in me email box the other day and it got me to thinking, and you who be 'au fait' with the old geezer know how dangerous that be.

Truth be told, the comment made is not the first time that folks have taken umbrage with me use of 'old geezer', and no doubt will not be the last.  Ranks right up there with 'MOI' that seems to set folks off.  But let us have some fun with this...

There is another chap known to the old geezer who just comes apart everytime he hears 'old geezer'.  He loathes it so much that he has to make a comment every time.  Mind, being that the chap in question is self an 'old geezer', he is over 60, he just does not want to be reminded of age.  You know the sort of chap, he uses 'hair colouring for MEN, has gone under the knife to have face work done, and has had multiple BOTOX treatments.

My dears, MOI is in on the trick, and it would seem that many others are as well.  Bugger that the NY TIMES defines 'old geezer' as redundant.  There are plenty of other sources that seem to accept 'old geezer' as a valid usage.

Searching the INTERNET found the three images above, but there are many more than just the three featured.

No doubt there will be some who wonder how I replied to the email received that brought on this post...

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, on October 30, 2011, Obama will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD GEEZER, RUN!!


Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!

TALL TALE??

Mountain Oysters

 

 

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.

Sometimes the bull wins.

 

HAVING A CUPPA AT HOSTEL

My dears, this old geezer works very hard to keep your readership.  Fancy that...

This the first attempt at making a cartoon about life in a hostel.   Looks as if it might turn into a winner.

The voices are a bit off, but it works.

Imagine the old geezer and 'Hilo Hattie' having a cuppa and sorting out the day...