EYE CANDY FOR THE PACIFIC ISLANDER LADIES

I happened upon this snap of Channing Tatum in the Daily Mail today.  Fancy that...

What makes this snap so brilliant is that I know a group of lovely ladies from the Islands who think that Channing Tatum is God's gift to the human race.  To say that Val, Anna and Sal are gooey over the chap is like saying that mice crave cheese....

You have got to love the housewives's rag for being able to supply 'eye candy' to so many readers under the heading of 'new's story'.  Would someone tell me why a snap of this chap on the beach is worth a large article in the daily newspaper?

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THE OLD GEEZER DOES NOT GIVE HIS AVID READERS WHAT THEY CRAVE..........

QUEEN SPARKLES AT FLORAL SHOW

The world-renowned show has created a large, tiered flower bed of summer flowers and foliage, designed by the Parish of St Helier, Jersey, with a large rotating Jersey Accession Issue postal stamp as its centrepiece.
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PASTA STIFFIE???

Dr. OZ is a telly chat show host who bangs on about diet.  Bit full of self if you ask this old geezer.

This snap seems to show the good Doctor getting very charged up over the aroma of pasta dist.   Can you imagine getting a stiffie over a bowl of food?

The old geezer loved his groceries, but never got a stiffie over any thing offered to eat, not even chocolate.

Mind, this story must be true as it is in The Daily Mail AND bears the Good Houskeeping Seal of Approval...

Who needs Viagra if you can pop a stiffie over pasta.....  What happens over meat balls???

DIAMOND JUBILEE TEA AT LANGHAM HOTEL

Praline truffle, white chocolate truffle ball with dark chocolate crown
Pina Colada macaroon, coconut macaroon with pineapple pate de fruit and Malibu butter cream

Blueberry and bilberry Battenburg with blackcurrant jam

Purple jasmine with apricot, jasmine mousse and apricot mousse with apricot compote on financier base

Blackcurrant and white chocolate mousse with blackcurrant jelly on shortbread

The Asprey Diamond Jubilee Tea will be available at the Langham hotel from 21st April until October 2012, priced £49 per person. Visit www.palm-court.co.uk or asprey.com.
The old geezer is quite fond of "TEA TIME",  and this offering by a posh hotel in London gives a whole new to "High Tea".  The price is pounds and is round $100.00...

Rather think me tea will have to be quite plain, with soda crackers...

'It's still the economy... and we're not stupid'

Romney comfortably won five primaries in New York, Pennsylvania, Connecticut,, Rhode Island and Delaware

Delivered remarks to supporters in Manchester, New Hampshire

Challenged promises of 'hope and change' by Obama campaign

Lays plan to push back against the notion that as a venture capitalist he is a out of touch with ordinary Americans

‘Four years ago Barack Obama dazzled us in front of Greek columns with sweeping promises of hope and change,’ he said. ‘But after we came down to earth, after the celebration and parades, what do we have to show for three and a half years of President Obama?

‘Is it easier to make ends meet? Is it easier to sell your home or buy a new one? Have you saved what you needed for retirement? Are you making more in your job? Do you have a better chance to get a better job? Do you pay less at the pump?’

Promising that he knew ‘how to lead us out of this stagnant Obama economy and into a job-creating recovery’, he predicted ‘a campaign of diversions, distractions, and distortions’ over the next six months.

‘That kind of campaign may have worked at another place over in a different time. But not here and not now. It’s still about the economy …and we’re not stupid.’

He added: ‘Americans have always been eternal optimists, but over the last three and a half years, we have seen hopes and dreams diminished by false promises and weak leadership. Everywhere I go, Americans are tired of being tired.’


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134767/Mitt-Romney-lays-claim-Republcian-nomination-sweeps-victory-5-primaries.html#ixzz1t3nccHYA