WICKED SHINGLES HUMOUR SENT

 Of all of the jokes sent, this photo takes the prize.  I feel as if I should be wearing that suit and shouting UNCLEAN.  Mind a little ringing of a bell would be nice as well.

 Laughed at this as the rash is growing....

PASTA STIFFIE???

Dr. OZ is a telly chat show host who bangs on about diet.  Bit full of self if you ask this old geezer.

This snap seems to show the good Doctor getting very charged up over the aroma of pasta dist.   Can you imagine getting a stiffie over a bowl of food?

The old geezer loved his groceries, but never got a stiffie over any thing offered to eat, not even chocolate.

Mind, this story must be true as it is in The Daily Mail AND bears the Good Houskeeping Seal of Approval...

Who needs Viagra if you can pop a stiffie over pasta.....  What happens over meat balls???

TALK ABOUT A 'LEG UP'

19-year-old Lewis Jolly may have more misgivings than most about his choice of design for a tattoo.

For the chef has the face of Tory London mayor Boris Johnson inked on to his thigh - and, what's more, he was sober when he had it done.

Saw this story in Daily Mail and had a right good laugh.  Not the sort to have ink placed on bod, but made MOI stop and think of some places on bod he might want to place a face of politician disliked .  And it would not be me leg...

AVID READER OF BLOG SENDS WISHES

This old geezer loves wickedly cheeky humour.  Avid reader of me blog sent this to, to cheer up.  The minute MOI saw he went giddy.  The laugh would not stop.  Is it not deliciously wicked?

MOI shall laugh all of the day.  Many thanks to Alan for giving his most heartfelt wishes for recovery and making one laugh so very hard.