Showing posts with label BIZARRE.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BIZARRE.. Show all posts

Friday, October 10, 2014

SAGGING UNDERPANTS


 Justin Bieber is shown almost always with more than a little of his underpants showing.  The young lad has been shown in pink, white, black and famous labels.  It is a wonder that he bothers to wear trousers at all.  Which got the old geezer to think on ...........
 Kris Humpries has decided to reveal his looks in underpants. Racy the photo shoot was but one wonders the importance of the combat boots...

David Beckham has done adverts for underpants in the past.  Responsible for massive sales.  Wanting his fair share of the market, David has own line of underpants and has done a new series of snaps showing off his bod.  Father of 4 and now 39, David shows that he still is in good shape.  Mind, it may well be that with the loss of weight, the old geezer might have to get a few pair.  Right, no one will know but the old geezer...

Lastly, we have a snap of Marky Mark, AKA  Mark Walhberg, in his underpants.  Ages ago, in Honolulu, the old geezer and a few mates, attended a concert of the band a member of.  The draw was that he might drop trousers and show his underpants completely.  Can you imagine?  The old geezer was in 40's as were the mates who went to concert.  Most of the concert  goers were teenagers.  We old men had purchased the best seats, right up front, and stood for better view, would not allow any to push aside.   Just to see a little 'underpants'.

More than 20 years on, the practice of showing underpants lives.  So much so that ordinary chaps parade in town with underpants showing.  Not always clean underpants...

This is one fad that needs to be retired...

Which bring this old geezer to the end of this post with the above snap.  One should very careful in Flint...

Monday, April 21, 2014

LIP BALM MADNESS

Who thinks these things up?

I used to 'love' macaroni and cheese.  One of my favourite meals in the day.

As much as I loved macaroni and cheese, the idea of licking me lips and tasting that all day is not something I would like to do.  Mind, there is no taste today but it still would not be my idea of fun.  Can you imagine kissing one with that on lips???  YUCK...

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

SNAKE EATS DOG

An Australian woman discovered her pet dog had been eaten by a snake in the most gruesome possible way after finding a bloated python lying curled in its kennel with the end of the dog's chain still dangling from its mouth.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580712/Dog-eaten-kennel-2-5-metre-python-distraught-owner-finds-snake-leash-dangling-mouth.html#ixzz2vxDUcfA4
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Sunday, March 2, 2014

OSCARS WILL BE BORING

 There are massive number of folks who find this chat show host funny.   I am not one of those folks.  Bit too shrill I find the lady and her constant comments about her 'wife'........   Boring...
Rather think that the folks hosting the Oscars should have a little 'ump'......  Like the fat lady singing.

Think the last Oscar show I found really fun was back in 1963.  I was young and the magic of Hollywood still worked.  Mind, there was a really good film up for awards that year.

My telly will not be on the station that carries the show.  There has to something more fun than watching the chat show host wring a few laughs out of the crowd...

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

MOI ADORES 'THE DAILY MAIL'


This post comes with 'The Daily Mail Song'...



They call the Daily Mail, The Housewives Rag in UK.  Whatever.  This old geezer adores the newspaper.  Where else is MOI going to get so much news?  Drama??  Giggles??

Not the only newspaper read, but as these things go, it gives much to think on. Mind, it also provides a different slant on life in America.  Truly.

Like the song says, 'if it is in the Daily Mail, it must be true'...

Friday, February 14, 2014

'WHAT'S YOUR POO TELLING YOU'

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be 'like a religious experience or an orgasm'.
A Princeton doctor has revealed the key is the passing of a large stool.
This, he claims, can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with orgasm.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2559683/Have-YOU-experienced-poo-phoria-Doctors-reveal-science-going-bathroom-like-orgasm-some.html#ixzz2tKkmcw9O
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

WAIKIKI GARAGE SALE - DIVA STYLE


This weekend,Saturday and Sunday,  Ron, AKA "The Diva", will be holding another of his fab garage sales.  Mind, 'garage sale' is a wee bit mis-leading, as Ron places tables round the car park and loads them to breaking point with all sort of treasures collected since he last did a sale.

Having an apartment complex in Waikiki is the perfect way to gather many items for sale.  Folks move to Hawaii, thinking that life will be more perfect than when they came from, tire of all of the sun and living in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and give up their collections to Ron, rather than pack up to ship back to the mainland.  Truth be told, it can be rather dear to ship home things.

Ron is a fixture in Waikiki, and all during the week folks drop by and leave things they no longer want or need.  There also are people who 'find' treasures and leave with Ron.  One is constantly gobsmacked at the amount of things that pile up, waiting for another sale.

Some twenty years ago, if not longer, MOI had set up a flat down the road from Ron. Not having any furniture, the old geezer made a beeline to Ron's, and in short order had a complete one bedroom fitted out quite nicely.  So good were the furnishings that when MOI made another of his moves back to the mainland, the items purchased from Ron some years back, brought a small profit...

There are 'garage sales' and there are "Garage Sales".  Never fails that as the date nears for the sale, the car park fills up with a most interesting collection.  There are 'rare' pictures, tellies, cameras, computer parts, furniture, records, dishes, cutlery, pots and pans, clothing and linen.  You might well find the kitchen sink there as well.

As usual, Ron will be joined at his sales by a good mate.  Roy has a shop in Chinatown, sells art and the like, makes jewelry and been known to paint a lovely picture or two.  Roy has been round Waikiki almost as long as Ron and between the two, there will be in-fighting, to see who runs up the most sales.  There will be other local colourful characters at the sale, meaning that chins will wag all the day long.

Truth be told, MOI is of the opinion that Ron gets more out of the meeting folks from all over the world, then he does from the money generated from the sale.  Ron has been known to meet a new resident to Hawaii, like them and gift them with all sort of things to furnish their flats.  Not rubbish but rather useful items.  There might be a chair, rattan of course, with lovely cushions, just perfect for the person to love being in Hawaii.  Or there might be a set of curtains.  Dishes and glasses and all sort of items for the kitchen.

Being that MOI is here before the sale starts, he got to look over some of the items.  MOI loves to travel light, and clothing was sorely needed.  To my delight,  several pairs of shorts (Tommy Bahama) revealed self.  There were shirts as well,  Ralph Lauren, Harley Davidson, Greg Norman, to name but a few.  Not worn out items of clothing but items ever so slightly used and in some cases not even used.  For less than a 'fiver' me wardrobe has increased big time.  Having gone through the shops in Waikiki, know full well that some of the items are $40.00 plus retail. Am over the moon at all of the cash saved.

The sale will last all day long, rain or shine.  If past is any clue, come late Sunday, the tables will be quite empty.

Am quite looking forward to the crowds that will gather to lock up real bargains.  Curious I am to see if all goes...

Friday, June 15, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

THE OLD GEEZER IS ON THE MEND


Tuesday saw MOI return to ENT doctor for a follow up visit.  Doctor wanted to see if the ear was healing proper.  Using his tools of trade, the good doctor checked his handiwork and announced that he was pleased with the progress.

MOI is also right pleased.  Went on to tell the good doctor that all that could have been got from the operation seemed to be granted.  The infection was gone, as were the headaches.  Vertigo was less and the ringing in ears and swishing somewhat bearable.




When asked if the old geezer was going deaf, the good doctor reserved judgement.  Said he would answer that question in 6 months.  Actually, the old geezer already knows the answer.  Hearing device works less now than before the operation.  Hearing ability is way down.  Might not be totally deaf but it is not good.

The doctor told MOI that he is impressed with my lip-reading ability, and my ability to read faces.  Thinks I get on rather well.  As to what the future holds, who knows.  Bottom line is that the hearing is going.



MOI has to apologize the the lovely lady who does these cake creations.  They are real cakes and am told they are quite good.  MOI uses the pictures of to express a thought.

Groceries are still off.  Not much turned on to things that can not be tasted.  That explains the snap, food is not very appealing of late.

The good news is that in 6 weeks, the old geezer is down 2 stone in weight, that is 28 pounds.  This has to be the best diet ever tried.  Why eat rubbish if there is no enjoyment?




Just think, in no time, MOI will get to see his tackle.......

Thursday, May 10, 2012

REAL APPETITE KILLER



The day of her appointment with the seamstress, Ms Eman and her sister Cassie made a pit stop for snacks and arrived at Ms Goff's with a spread of three guacamole bacon cheeseburgers, two orders of chili cheese fries, nine tacos, a chocolate shake and a large Coke.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2141312/Is-worlds-biggest-wedding-gown-An-800lb-bride-NINE-foot-waist-measured-ahead-big-day.html#ixzz1uTtOgRst

The old geezer is in shock.   30,000 calories a day.  The morbidly obese bride-to-be, wants to go from 800 pounds to 1,600 pounds.  AND, the boy friend helps her eat massive amounts of groceries by preparing meals for.  Her sister helps her go to take-away shoppes and get massive amounts of food.  They say that they LOVE her.  Bloody hell, save MOI from that kind of love.

Right, too much information about massive eaters.  If the old geezer needed any help to stay off groceries, the stories in newspapers and other news outlets are a constant reminder how obsessed the world is with FAT.  Not sure why the Daily Mail ran this story.  Positively horrid it is.  Made the old geezer more aware of every bite he takes.  YUCK,  want to empty out the ice box and cupboards.

Doubt MOI will have much of appetite today...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

DAILY MAIL STORY IS QUACKY






This gem of a post was found in the Daily Mail.  A chap puts on fashion shows in Sydney, OZ, trains and dresses up the ducks.  Does the ironing and wash of clothes as well.  The clever chap is a farmer from New South Wales.  Is there something in the water there, or is it just unique?

Think you have seen it all?


A wedding Party...

The Daily Mail also went on to tell that along with trained ducks, the clever chap has 'trained' pigs as well.