I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.
Truth be told, the above thoughts do not apply to the old geezer. I start my campaign months before the big event to ensure that there will be loot on my big day.
I have a very dear mate who will be celebrating his birthday on Monday. He would rather ignore the event. Not bloody likely with the likes of me around.
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