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Looking For True Love

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

I need sex - please give generously...........

**I can supply face pics by email**   wink,wink.......

I am mid to late 60s & a carer for a frail older partner. I am acceptable-looking, house-trained, and you'll soon get used to the smell.   Think "Whatever happened to Baby Jane"

Mid 30s upwards please.

Can't accommodate. Hopefully, you can supply a horizontal surface no more than few tube stops away (but not if it requires innoculations or a packed lunch to get to you...)

Don't like facial hair, metal embedded in flesh (and any subsequent extra orifices), facial hair, doggy-breath, gits, facial hair...

Handsome, fit, tanned, dark-haired, twinkly-eyed nudists - march to the front of the non-existent queue.

**I can supply face pics by email**   wink, wink

No particular kinks required. Knickers off and away we go...



Oh, and by the way... for those curious about my video... The dating site told it was too weird....the positions used were too weird......

PS If you don't like my profile for whatever reason, then just move on... life's too short to waste any of it on criticism. It won't impress me and it won't enrich your life

'SUPERMOON' DELIGHTS

Does the 'Supermoon' today mean that the nutters will be out more than usual?

MOI was going to ignore the event until one known to made a comment that was a bit of a shocker.  Seems that this person has a 'friend' who gets very, very horny when the moon is bright in the sky.  So much so that he has to ring up his special friend and get up close and personal.  Rumour has it that this person who howls at the moon is quite vocal and demonstrative on that night.  Can you imagine how he will be tonight???

'A STIFF ONE FOR A STIFFIE'

TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE........

Subject: Pfizer corp

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Right, the advert announcement may well be an INTERNET giggle.  BUT, give a think on...

If you are like this old geezer, you more than like get email alerts telling of the wonders of all sort of drugs that will provide you with a 'stiffe', if your heart can take it, along with the wondrous operation that will add 3 inches to your manhood.

Makes on wonder if all men are completely stuck on not being able to perform or with the size of the willie.  Truth be told, this old geezer has not had sex since before the turn of the century and am right pleased that am not 'horned' up...