CHAP HAS COURAGE

John Glaude at 360 pounds

John Glaude at 200 pounds

Robert at 350 pounds

If you have never been FAT, this post will not mean much to you.  I have been FAT and the story about the young chap losing so much weight is very inspirational.  More so than the Jared fellow from 'SUBWAY' who lost so much weight.

What is so amazing is that the young fellow featured is willing to share how the weight loss has dealt him with another problem.  SKIN and loads of it.  Even though it presents problems, John still believes the weight loss was worth it.  Happy, in spite of the skin problem.

If there was any justice in the world, some hospital or doctor would come forward and rid John of the excess skin.  Complete the transformation.

What I find odd about the story of the weight loss is the huge amount of shin left behind.  I got massive late in life, was well over 400 pounds at biggest.  The snap shows me at 350.

I weigh well under 200 pounds now and while there is some extra skin, there is nothing like the John chap.  Must have something to do as to when you get FAT.  Young folks seems to have massive skin left when the lose the wight.  I must have just stretched........

WHAT'S WITH THE NOSE

Right, there is something on my nose.  No, I was not in a fight and get my nose hurt.

I suffer from allergies, badly.  Always on the look out for something to help with the problem of not being able to breathe.  Was told about these and thought I would give it a go.  They actually work.

The problem is that the bloody thing draws attention to my rather large nose...

'FAT' IS SELF HATE

Truth be told, the old geezer loathes the film "Forrest Gump", but the famous line from the film mucked about to use in the above snap is so true.

Whilst waiting for the lift, in a building visited, there appeared a super obese women in a massive mobility chair.  Her ankles were so massive they could have been thighs on a normal person.  What made her stand out was her shouting cross the lobby to a chap working a counter serving goodies.  "Do you have any donuts today?", the super obese lady shouted as she almost ran over folks in way of her 'mobility tank'.

To make matters worse, another super obese lady showed up to take the lift and wanted us to hold the lift for her and the lady in the mobility chair.  Horrid.

It got me to thinking.....

Right, there will be some thinking that the old geezer is being ever so mean.  Rubbish.

Robert - 2014

Robert -  2007

The whole world knows that MOI was massive in size.  429 pounds in weight is not a pretty sight.  It was hard work to lose over 240 pounds.  No magic bullet.  Just knowing that if one did not put something into cake hole it did not wind up as lard on body.

Now, am on a different diet.  The "No Taste" diet.  Best diet ever on.  With ease, the push away from table happens and have no doubt that weight will be quite normal soon.  What can MOI say, it works for MOI.  Love of groceries is gone but think on what is gained.  Might live another 30 years...

Read an article in Daily Mail that told of MP's wanting the government to make calling folks "Fatty" on same level as other hate crimes.  Right daft if you ask MOI.  Sure it hurts to be pointed out as "FAT", pretty hard to hide the blatant.

If one is honest, most folks do not find FAT attractive.  Have mates who have told they would never date a FAT person.  Seen folks get up and move away from a FAT person in a restaurant.  Who wants a FAT person next to on a long flight?

Call me wrong, but the old geezer thinks FAT is self hate.  Truth be told, the old geezer got obese due to self loathing.  Joy was sought after in a bowl of ice cream, candy and too many pizza pies.

I was the only person who caused me to be massive in size.  It was not 'big' bones, or a gland problem, and did not have a tumor growing inside of.  I was not born FAT.  I used food to fill a void in my life.  I hated every minute of my FATNESS.

MOI thinks it sad that so many folks are massive in size, but also is aware that one can do something about it.  If one wants to.  It took just a trip to doctor to remind of what folks do to themselves to shorten life.  MOI wants to live and be skinny enough for folks to toss into the ground when dead.

EASTER TREATS GALORE

 It is just one choco bar...

 Chocolate egg anyone?

 Now that is one huge peanut butter cup.

 Like eating a massive cake.

 Yummy.

 Going to need a bigger cup of tea...

 More eggs.

 Who counts calories???

Where is me cuppa....

KILL THE TASTE OF FAT AND SUGAR

The poor chap featured in the snap is a very large 750 pounds.  The doctors tell him that he will die, just like his father and sister, if he does not take off the pounds.

I gather the chap is taking part in a telly programme that features folks who weigh more than 600 pounds.  He wants to lose some weight so that he can have the surgery to staple or cut his stomach.

This old geezer never weighed so much.  429 pounds was the largest and it was horrid.  I took off a great deal of the weight with diet.  Was still rather large when I had an operation on my ears.  During the operation, the doctor cut the nerve that controls taste.  I will never be able to taste food again.

The real plus of not being able to taste is that I no longer crave sugar or fat.  I was just over 270 when I lost the ability to taste and now am at a very comfortable 170.  I have no problem with food.

As drastic as it may sound, if I were the chap with the weight problem, I would run to the doctor and tell them to cut the nerves that control taste.  Unless this poor chap really reforms, he has a long history of over eating and has comes from a family of over eaters that have died.  The odds are not in his favour.

I wish him luck.

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TUNA CASSEROLE ALA 'THE DIVA'

Two things you need to know about Ron AKA 'The Diva'.  He fancies himself quite the 'Gordon Ramsey' and he loves his groceries.

The other night Ron informed the old geezer that he would teach MOI how to prepare his world famous Tuna Casserole.  Ron would instruct and MOI would do the work.  Another thing you need to know about Ron is that he does things in a very set manner,  his way or the highway...

The onions has to be sliced in exactly a certain manner, as did the celery.  Mind, the old geezer has been known to be in the kitchen from time to time and is no stranger to a knife or a pan.  Been told that MOI makes a brilliant cuppa and has got raves on his 'beans on toast'...

Loading the skillet with dices onions and celery, Ron prepared to add butter.  Did MOI mention that Ron never met a stick of butter he did not like?  If one stick is good, two is more better...

Next bow tie pasta was cooked up, two family size bags.  This was going to be one tuna casserole.  Along with the pasta, three tins of tuna were prepared, as well as a family size tin of mushroom soup.  All of the item were added to the skillet, to cook as the pasta was cooked up.

When all of the items were ready to add together, a massive pan was made ready for the items of the casserole.  To be true, more butter was used to coat the bottom and sides of the pan.

First in was a layer of pasta, followed by a layer of tuna mix, followed by a layer of shredded cheese, another layer of pasta and tuna mix, followed by yet another layer of shredded cheese.  There was a goodly amount of milk added.  All of the casserole was 'dusted' with pepper and topped by crushing a bag of crisps on top of.  For good measure large amounts of sour cream were scattered on top of the casserole.

The casserole was then placed into the oven to bake...

Truth be told, when the pan came out of the oven, it looked very inviting.  Taking a small portion, MOI tucked into it and must admit that while there was no taste, it did slide down rather nicely.  The crushed crisps on the top made for a rather crunchy texture.

Needless to say, Ron made enough casserole to feed an army, there is a huge amount of casserole left.  Seems MOI recall that Paul in Reno could not cook unless it was in large quantities.

Rumour has it that the old geezer is going to be making another dish quite soon.  If this keeps up, MOI will have to seek a place on Gordon Ramsey's 'Masterchef' programme.

SCROTUM FAME

The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

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CHILD SAFETY??

Do you think this mum is providing 'built in' airbag safety for child???

UK CHAP IS BEYOND 'FAT'

Mr Martin revealed how he started cutting back in September when he became bed-bound by two giant hernias which are the size of four bowling balls.
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MOI read the story in Daily Mail and it made for depressing reading.  The link to article is there and one should go there and see just how sad the story is.

Truth be told, however much the old geezer loved his groceries, it never reached this level.  Nor did MOI have folks who would supply with endless snacks.

The old geezer made self fat.  For a number of reasons, one of which was self loathing.  The old geezer has lost a lot of weight and now losing more, it is quite clear to MOI that if one does not put it in the cake hole, it does not pile on the fat.  Sounds so simple, but it is hard.

Recently met a lovely lady who had much of her stomach removed, she weighted over 400 pounds.  She has lost loads of weight but still craves all of the wrong foods.  If she can not curb that, the operation will have been for naught. There is no magic bullet, one has to stop with the wanting of the foods that are bad for.

Listen to MOI, the diet freak.  , am going to get down to a more perfect weight.  I am so very sure of that...

MOI loved his groceries but doubt he ever ate 20,000 calories a day like the chap featured....That is a massive amount of groceries...