AMERICA'S WORST TATTOOS??

Ever thought of having a little 'INK' done on bod?  One must be ever so careful as it can come back to haunt...

Friendship does not last forever, and not everyone wins...

WHITE HOUSE WORRIED

DATELINE-Washington,DC

President Obama addressed members of the White House Press Corps today.

Holding a snap of the old geezer, President Obama told gathered reporters that he thought he was in real trouble come November, as the old geezer was not buying his programme to push same-sex marriage.  "I guess Mr. Romney comes across as more honest."  The president went on to say that the old geezer had told him it was all about 'the economy', not who marries whomever.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, on October 30, 2011, Obama will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD GEEZER, RUN!!


Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!

FIRST LADY 'SPLASHES OUT' AT TARGET

First Lady, Michelle Obama, must be feeling the need to cut back on her spending.  What with the very expensive holidays taken of late.

Rumour has it that the First Lady filled her trolley with 'must have' items, not easily got at the White House.

Stocking up for a future party, the First Lady got loads of paper products and tins of nuts to serve her future guests. 

I mean really, this trip to local Target is about as real as The Queen queueing up at the local Tesco for bargains.  Talk about a blatant attempt to pander to the press and folks who truly need to cut back.

If you add the cost of security detail, there could have been no real savings about this trip.

The boredchap in the background must be part of the security detail.  Look on face says it all...