WHAT A LOT OF TOSH

'I'm Britain's vainest man and I'm proud of it,' says Dunford. 'Some people think I'm arrogant and I've had men start fights with me on nights out - but they're just jealous. There's nothing wrong with wanting to look good.'

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WHITE HOUSE WORRIED

DATELINE-Washington,DC

President Obama addressed members of the White House Press Corps today.

Holding a snap of the old geezer, President Obama told gathered reporters that he thought he was in real trouble come November, as the old geezer was not buying his programme to push same-sex marriage.  "I guess Mr. Romney comes across as more honest."  The president went on to say that the old geezer had told him it was all about 'the economy', not who marries whomever.

'DISCOUNT' ADVERT - TOO RIGHT...

This bit of silly was sent to MOI, as love of football is well known.  Got to love the cheek of the landlord.  Truth be told, why on earth would one offer a discount to the enemy???