BELATED GONG FOR 'DAME EDITH'

'DAME EDITH' DRESSES FOR GONG

DATELINE - WAIKIKI

'Dame Edith' upon learning that she was to receive a gong for efforts to make Waikiki more beautiful, could not contain self in getting dressed up for gong ceremony.  One has to remember that the 'Dame' has a long and colourful history of getting into a frock and being 'on stage'.  Who else do you know who has shook hands with a Prime Minister of UK?  Mind, it was Harold Wilson, and one hardly remembers so far back in history...

'DAME EDITH'S' RUBBISH BIN

"Dame Edith" has most colourful rubbish collection bin in front of flat door.  Who else would have such a shocking colour to greet?

DO NOT MUCK ABOUT WITH THE DAME

The message is quite clear, if you toss rubbish without care, you will have hell to pay.  Think you can out run a hoover??

DAME'S PUSSY GETS INTO RUBBISH COLLECTION

The 'Dame' is mad for pussies.  Not a shock to find out that they take part in the collection of rubbish.

'DAME EDITH'S' GONG

Upon being awarded her gong, the 'Dame' was heard to exclaim;  "Rubbish has been my calling,  I Will forever think of 'trash' in a whole different light"....

RUBBISH POSING AS ART

As we leave "Dame Edith", we remember vividly the brightly illuminated rubbish bin in front of apartment complex.  The soft glow of the neon light showing the wet streaks in Dame's Make-up as she fondled her gong...