Monday, October 6, 2014

TAKE THE PLUNGE

Sometimes you just have to let go.  Maybe not as much as the chap in this photo but still let go.

It takes a 'leap of faith' to take the leap.

I woke up this morning and felt grand.  The leg is not sore and the Shingles has run its course for the most part.  It was real easy to roll out of bed and start my day.  It is Monday, after all,  The coming week might reveal great things.  I am greedy enough to want to get it all...


Sunday, October 5, 2014

FACEBOOK WEALTH

 I must be thick as a brick.  WHY would someone on FACEBOOK place a snap of loads of cash in their home?  Brag or just wanting a gang of thugs to drop by and take the cash.

One wonders how all of the cash was got.  On second thought, I do not want to know.
Given that I love being a part of a trend, I rather thought it would be nice to place a snap of my pile of cash on FACEBOOK.  Mind, the buggers who come to steal me cash are going to need strong backs and wheelcarts to haul away my fortune......

Friday, October 3, 2014

STRIKING THE POSE

Robert AKA 'Iron man Mike'
The problem with doing a post about a handsome chap, that would be the one about Channing Tatum, is that there is always someone who remembers thing about MOI that are best forgot.  Like this snap from the past.  The year was 2006.  That must have been the Year of the COW...

The thing that makes one shudder so violently at viewing this snap is the enormous amount of flesh on display.  With the hair, I rather look like an over-ripe peach...

I was chatting with someone the other night and I commented on how huge I had once been, that the FAT seemed to be everywhere.  I was not fat just in the belly, it was all over me body.  Notice how huge face and head are.  I even had FAT glasses.  Looks like I am wearing television screens on me face.


Thursday, October 2, 2014

BACK PAIN BLUES


Truth be told, there are times me mates accuse MOI of being a right pain in the arse or neck.  Being that I am so demanding, there might be some truth to that....

Unfortunately, two lovely chaps known to me are now experiencing massive back pain.  One is walking round with head to one side and the other is trying to find the perfect spot in a chair to get comfy.  The pain is plain to see on their faces.

Both chaps had taken themselves to doctor and have not got much relief.  A few pills but nothing to get them up and running again.

I will just have to try even harder to make them laugh more...