BELATED GONG FOR 'DAME EDITH'

'DAME EDITH' DRESSES FOR GONG

DATELINE - WAIKIKI

'Dame Edith' upon learning that she was to receive a gong for efforts to make Waikiki more beautiful, could not contain self in getting dressed up for gong ceremony.  One has to remember that the 'Dame' has a long and colourful history of getting into a frock and being 'on stage'.  Who else do you know who has shook hands with a Prime Minister of UK?  Mind, it was Harold Wilson, and one hardly remembers so far back in history...

'DAME EDITH'S' RUBBISH BIN

"Dame Edith" has most colourful rubbish collection bin in front of flat door.  Who else would have such a shocking colour to greet?

DO NOT MUCK ABOUT WITH THE DAME

The message is quite clear, if you toss rubbish without care, you will have hell to pay.  Think you can out run a hoover??

DAME'S PUSSY GETS INTO RUBBISH COLLECTION

The 'Dame' is mad for pussies.  Not a shock to find out that they take part in the collection of rubbish.

'DAME EDITH'S' GONG

Upon being awarded her gong, the 'Dame' was heard to exclaim;  "Rubbish has been my calling,  I Will forever think of 'trash' in a whole different light"....

RUBBISH POSING AS ART

As we leave "Dame Edith", we remember vividly the brightly illuminated rubbish bin in front of apartment complex.  The soft glow of the neon light showing the wet streaks in Dame's Make-up as she fondled her gong...

ROYAL COUPLE TO RECEIVE GONGS

Royal Couple react to news of gongs

 DATELINE - LONDON

It was announced today at Clarence House, official residence of the Prince of Wales, that HRH Prince Charles and HRH Duchess of Cornwall, have received gongs.  Along with announcing the news of gongs received, an official photograph was released showing the delight of the Royal couple in being honoured.

HRH, The Prince of Wales, is the first male recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award.  Tampax, the makers of Tampon, acknowledge the unique contribution made by HRH, in raising sales of their product to the highest level.  HRH, The Prince of Wales, in expressing the desire to be ever so close to his beloved, showed a true understanding of the unique qualities of their product.

Gold Bracelet Gong

Clarence House also went on to show the pieces of jewelry awarded to the Duchess of Cornwall.  The BDA presented the gong to HRH, in recognition of  contribution to the promotion of dental health in UK.  In revealing her smile, when a still upper lip normally is shown, HRH got tens of thousands of folks in the UK to go to the dentist to correct, Massive Tooth Syndrome.

Gold and Diamond Broach Gong

So honoured couple, Clarence House has announced that HRH, The Prince of Wales is giving his warrant to Tampon.  HRH, The Duchess of Cornwall is to be a Royal Patron of the BDA.