Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts
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Monday, June 16, 2014

CANNY TRAMP WAS FILTHY RICH





RELATIVES of a tramp are carving up his ESTATE — after he spent years netting more than £1MILLION recycling discarded drinks cans.

Curt Degerman — known as Tin Can Curt — died aged 60 after years living as a vagrant.
It was only after his death relatives discovered he had the fortune tied up in the stock market.
And he also left behind gold bars worth £240,000 and a current account with £5,000 stashed away.
The Swede died of a heart attack after three decades picking up other people's litter.
He would look for old sandwiches and half-eaten burgers in bins but was often seen devouring the financial pages of Swedish newspapers in the local library.
Armed with this knowledge he amassed a fortune as a shrewd investor on the stock market.
His cousin said: "He went to the library every day because he didn't buy newspapers. There he read the Swedish business daily Dagens Industri."
Another family member said: "He knew stocks inside out."
All the money was left in a will to a cousin who visited him in the last years of his life.
But the authorities forced him to share the money with an uncle after declaring he had a legal right to some of the riches.
They settled the dispute at the last minute on the steps of a courthouse on Monday as they were about to do battle over the windfall.

ARTICLE FOUND IN 'THE SUN', DAILY UK NEWSPAPER

Friday, May 18, 2012

BELATED GONG FOR 'DAME EDITH'

'DAME EDITH' DRESSES FOR GONG

DATELINE - WAIKIKI

'Dame Edith' upon learning that she was to receive a gong for efforts to make Waikiki more beautiful, could not contain self in getting dressed up for gong ceremony.  One has to remember that the 'Dame' has a long and colourful history of getting into a frock and being 'on stage'.  Who else do you know who has shook hands with a Prime Minister of UK?  Mind, it was Harold Wilson, and one hardly remembers so far back in history...
'DAME EDITH'S' RUBBISH BIN

"Dame Edith" has most colourful rubbish collection bin in front of flat door.  Who else would have such a shocking colour to greet?
DO NOT MUCK ABOUT WITH THE DAME

The message is quite clear, if you toss rubbish without care, you will have hell to pay.  Think you can out run a hoover??
DAME'S PUSSY GETS INTO RUBBISH COLLECTION

The 'Dame' is mad for pussies.  Not a shock to find out that they take part in the collection of rubbish.
'DAME EDITH'S' GONG

Upon being awarded her gong, the 'Dame' was heard to exclaim;  "Rubbish has been my calling,  I Will forever think of 'trash' in a whole different light"....
RUBBISH POSING AS ART
As we leave "Dame Edith", we remember vividly the brightly illuminated rubbish bin in front of apartment complex.  The soft glow of the neon light showing the wet streaks in Dame's Make-up as she fondled her gong...

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS


Special tribute to a dear mate who is spending Christmas in a caravan park............