FIXING TEETH MUST PAY WELL

A car-obsessed dentist who has amassed Britain’s biggest private car collection is selling the whole lot for £100million.

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After months in 'Never-Never Land'(Cathedral City), pretending to be 'Peter Pan', our very own Andy has returned to his Reno home.

Andy was spotted sunning self in back garden, looking the very picture of one full of cheap wine and Zoloft.  This reporter had the good fortune to spend some time with and queried Andy on what has been happening in life and what the future held in store for.

"Whilst I adore my wonderful new life in Cathedral City, I needed to return to Reno to vote on Tuesday,  organize my grand garage sale and get my teeth worked on."  "As you know, I am planning to visit Ireland soon and want to look my best".

Truth be told, Andy's teeth looked massive and gave one the impression that there was little 'real' left in the face region.  The eye lift, as well as the BOTOX injections made Andy's face glow in the sun.  Or was the glow coming from the massive goblet of wine that was endlessly filled?

So in love with his new caravan is Andy, that he is giving grave consideration to selling his home in Reno and living full time in 'Never-Never Land'.  Mind, the market is not great for older homes with outdated features.

Rumour has it that Andy will uncover the pool today.  A smart pool party is planned and Andy has invited all of his nearest and dearest friends.  It should be a very 'gay' event, the sort of event where one sees lots of speedoes on bods that are best viewed with clothes on.

When this reporter waved good-bye to Andy, he noticed the massive pile of supermarket tabloids been gone through and will long remember the shrill cackle that filled the back garden.  Andy was indeed having a grand time...

ROYAL COUPLE TO RECEIVE GONGS

Royal Couple react to news of gongs

 DATELINE - LONDON

It was announced today at Clarence House, official residence of the Prince of Wales, that HRH Prince Charles and HRH Duchess of Cornwall, have received gongs.  Along with announcing the news of gongs received, an official photograph was released showing the delight of the Royal couple in being honoured.

HRH, The Prince of Wales, is the first male recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award.  Tampax, the makers of Tampon, acknowledge the unique contribution made by HRH, in raising sales of their product to the highest level.  HRH, The Prince of Wales, in expressing the desire to be ever so close to his beloved, showed a true understanding of the unique qualities of their product.

Gold Bracelet Gong

Clarence House also went on to show the pieces of jewelry awarded to the Duchess of Cornwall.  The BDA presented the gong to HRH, in recognition of  contribution to the promotion of dental health in UK.  In revealing her smile, when a still upper lip normally is shown, HRH got tens of thousands of folks in the UK to go to the dentist to correct, Massive Tooth Syndrome.

Gold and Diamond Broach Gong

So honoured couple, Clarence House has announced that HRH, The Prince of Wales is giving his warrant to Tampon.  HRH, The Duchess of Cornwall is to be a Royal Patron of the BDA.

TOOTHPASTE WITH COFFEE?

Call this old geezer 'old fashioned' but it has always been my belief that one brushes one's teeth in the bathroom.  There is a basin to catch drips and one can discharge the foam into the basin with ease and comfort.  Mind, one must remind self constantly that folks on holiday do tend to leave good manners at home.

Imagine seeing a chap brushing with fury, his pearly whites whilst standing directly over the morning tea and coffee service.  Quite absorbed he was in the task and paid no mind to folks queueing up behind to catch a cuppa.

Politely, he was directed to take his dental hygene into the loo.  Right upset he was.  Gave the old geezer a piece of his mind, ending with MOI being told he was ever so rude.  Fancy that...

It may well be that this old geezer is not cut out for the 'bargain' hospitality business.  Seems he keeps making folks take him ever so badly. Truth be told, I rather think 'rude' was on the other foot.

I do so try to make Tea and Tidy go smoothly...