Buck House informed this old geezer that invite to the wedding of Prince William & Catherine Middleton had been posted in the Royal Mail bin, it must have been the fault of the colonial post that it did not arrive in time to take place in pew. Insult was further added when 'Dickie' Branson informed this old geezer that his place in 'Upper Class' on flight to London had been given away to 'Price' and her new boy toy.
Gutted though this old geezer be, life does go on and one learns to adapt...
Mind, one is ever so gutted not to be able to rub shoulders with Becks, Mr. Bean and to follow up on the latest details of Sir Elton's life. Her Majesty, The Queen, informs this old geezer that she will save a slice of cake to present to when next in London. I do so enjoy having tea at Buck House.
What to do? Being stuck out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and 11 hours behind London Time, this old geezer had to come up with a plan.
The Big Kahuna is away in OZ, leaving his suite free. The draw of the unoccupied suite is the massive flat screen telly hanging from the wall. HD even. With the offer to get comfy there, this old geezer had a plan.
Given the time difference, the Royal Wedding will unfold round 9pm, local time, on April 28th.
Not wanting to share the excitement of the wedding with the 'hoi polloi', this old geezer has laid in a smart little feast for the grand event. Beverage will be a bottle of the finest 'diet' soft drink. Canapes will be Spam on toast and lovely small crackers topped with 'CheeseWiz'. For a rare treat, a package of 'Ding Dongs' will serve as me cake...
I have no doubt that every moment of the wedding will be massively enjoyed...
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