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After months in 'Never-Never Land'(Cathedral City), pretending to be 'Peter Pan', our very own Andy has returned to his Reno home.

Andy was spotted sunning self in back garden, looking the very picture of one full of cheap wine and Zoloft.  This reporter had the good fortune to spend some time with and queried Andy on what has been happening in life and what the future held in store for.

"Whilst I adore my wonderful new life in Cathedral City, I needed to return to Reno to vote on Tuesday,  organize my grand garage sale and get my teeth worked on."  "As you know, I am planning to visit Ireland soon and want to look my best".

Truth be told, Andy's teeth looked massive and gave one the impression that there was little 'real' left in the face region.  The eye lift, as well as the BOTOX injections made Andy's face glow in the sun.  Or was the glow coming from the massive goblet of wine that was endlessly filled?

So in love with his new caravan is Andy, that he is giving grave consideration to selling his home in Reno and living full time in 'Never-Never Land'.  Mind, the market is not great for older homes with outdated features.

Rumour has it that Andy will uncover the pool today.  A smart pool party is planned and Andy has invited all of his nearest and dearest friends.  It should be a very 'gay' event, the sort of event where one sees lots of speedoes on bods that are best viewed with clothes on.

When this reporter waved good-bye to Andy, he noticed the massive pile of supermarket tabloids been gone through and will long remember the shrill cackle that filled the back garden.  Andy was indeed having a grand time...

TRUTH COMES OUT

"Is Robert moving back to Hawaii or entering a nursing home? Not that I care....I just hope if he's planning on doing himself in, that he doesn't make a mess at the house. Honestly, if I couldn't taste food, had health problems, couldn't hear, had  no friends and hadn't had any sex in a dozen years, I wouldn't have much of a reason to go on. Don't tell him I said that. His life is my worst nightmare."

Just had to share this email with you.  Knew when had the stroke that former 'friend' could not wait for my departure from his home.

Mind, the old geezer is very much alive and coping rather nicely with new situation in life.

In other emails, the old geezer being 'FAT' and liking his ciggies are two more reasons not to like the old geezer.  Fancy that...

All this from an ageing homosexual who is despersate to stop the clock from showing his own slide into 'old age'.  Guess if one has buckets of cash to spend on 'face work' and endless supply of cheap wine, others do not matter.

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