HAPPY MUM DAY

Mummy never wanted folks to know she had any children.

 Mummy told true, she had been round the block more than once...

No doubt if Mummy had  old geezer, she might well have had this conversation with.  Mind, she was only 50% right...

The lovely folks who had a brilliant mum, congrats, you got lucky.  Truth be told, so did the old geezer, better to not have had, than to have had a horrid creature to live with.

Took MOI ages to see the humour of the situation...

'ENGLISH JOKE' FOR MUM DAY?

The old geezer received this under the heading of "English Jokes".  With MUM Day being tomorrow, one wonders what this chap will give his mum...

Dame Edith is the sender, the very same who will be celebrating a birthday on 29th of this month.  One wonder what broom will be used to sweep into the gathering?  Or will it be a Hoover???

Am working feverishly to come up with something deliciously wicked to honour the big event...

'ROCKY' IN TIGHTS AND CODPIECE???

The hilarious doppelganger was spotted by Harvard student Anthony Zonfrell, 20, who was on holiday in Italy with his family.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2142390/Was-Rocky-Raphael-Sylvester-Stallone-doppelganger-discovered-16th-century-Vatican-masterpiece.html#ixzz1uU8tZjeq


Truth be told, Sylvester Stallone sort of grows on you.  The thought of 'Rocky' in tights with a 'codpiece' is too funny for words.  Right, so my 'gay' humour is showing...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUR MAJESTY