HAPPY MUM DAY

Mummy never wanted folks to know she had any children.

 Mummy told true, she had been round the block more than once...

No doubt if Mummy had  old geezer, she might well have had this conversation with.  Mind, she was only 50% right...

The lovely folks who had a brilliant mum, congrats, you got lucky.  Truth be told, so did the old geezer, better to not have had, than to have had a horrid creature to live with.

Took MOI ages to see the humour of the situation...