ROAD TRIP FOLLIES

What would be a road trip without adventure????

Just outside of Vacaville, we came upon this young chap hitchhiking...

Vacaville is where they have the funny farm.  More than that, they have a state prison for the criminally insane.  Bear that in mind.

I have a rule.  You do not pick up hitchhiker with out ID.  Let's face it, where would the ID be on this chap.  The thought crossed my mind that the chap had escaped from one of the aforementioned places and would be a right nasty piece of work in the vehicle.  Had visions of being pistol whipped or worse.

With a wink and a nod, we sped passed the chap and looking back could see the massive knife stuck in his shorts.  At least I think it was a knife.....

Right, if you have read this far you probably wondering if I am high on drugs.  No, just wanted to see if you would catch on to the funny...

BACK PAIN BLUES

Truth be told, there are times me mates accuse MOI of being a right pain in the arse or neck.  Being that I am so demanding, there might be some truth to that....

Unfortunately, two lovely chaps known to me are now experiencing massive back pain.  One is walking round with head to one side and the other is trying to find the perfect spot in a chair to get comfy.  The pain is plain to see on their faces.

Both chaps had taken themselves to doctor and have not got much relief.  A few pills but nothing to get them up and running again.

I will just have to try even harder to make them laugh more...

EYE CANDY FOR THE PACIFIC ISLANDER LADIES

I happened upon this snap of Channing Tatum in the Daily Mail today.  Fancy that...

What makes this snap so brilliant is that I know a group of lovely ladies from the Islands who think that Channing Tatum is God's gift to the human race.  To say that Val, Anna and Sal are gooey over the chap is like saying that mice crave cheese....

You have got to love the housewives's rag for being able to supply 'eye candy' to so many readers under the heading of 'new's story'.  Would someone tell me why a snap of this chap on the beach is worth a large article in the daily newspaper?

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THE OLD GEEZER DOES NOT GIVE HIS AVID READERS WHAT THEY CRAVE..........