YES, VIRGINIA, I AM CRUDE.

I get loads of suggestions from avid readers as to the sort of post I should do.  The lovely person who found this and sent it on, dared me to do something clever with it.

It is an established fact that I adore 'fart' humour.  It must be the Anglophile in me.  In the UK, 'farts' are oft used in comedy to get folks rolling round on the floor.  Personally, I think it is a riot.

I fart.  There I have laid claim to it.  I can not smell and mates do tell that my farts can clear out a ballpark.  Rather think that is a bit harsh on their part, but how would I know.

You do know what they say.  'Better to bear the shame than the pain...

WHAT DOES YOUR POO SAY ABOUT YOU?

Yellow faeces can be produced and often is also greasy and smells of sour eggs.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2611166/What-does-poo-say-YOU-Colour-guide-reveals-health-clues-stools.html#ixzz2ziuuQVA7
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There be some who would rather the old geezer gave up the bathroom posts.  I do not think so.....