PUNS

DO NOT LET GO

There have been times in me life that I did not want to face another day, let alone seize it.  That was then and this is now...

The first time I tried to kill meself I was a little boy, the last time was a man of 40 plus.

Truth be told, I am right glad that I did not get it right.  Just think of all I would have missed.  True, there have ups and downs, and life has not always gone as I would have wanted it to.  I have lost folks dear to me and I have had some dark moments when the tears out numbered the laughs.  I am sure that be true of many.

I am a work in progress.  Of late things have been pretty grand.  Am more at peace with meself than I have ever been.  I like me.  More important, I know that there are folks who think I am pretty special and like me as well.  That is a good thing.

Rather think John would be proud of the man I have become.  John would be right pleased that I have gone on living.

FAT MAN DIES AT 48

He had to be taken to the hospital with a crane by emergency and civil defense workers.

 

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RIGHT DAFT IF YOU ASK ME

This is said to be the world's most expensive Starbucks coffee featuring 60 espresso shots and costing $55 (£33). 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html#ixzz3323EdO00
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If you ask me, and I know you did not, it is just plain daft.  The Evil Empire will do anything to get folks to fork over buckets of cash for a coffee drink.

Really, who needs that big of a jolt???