ALAS, I SHALL NOT RUN

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes." WaltWhitman

Obtuse 'contract' public employees at Silly Hall and a redundant city run police department make it quite clear that best value is to remain 'outside the tent, pissing in.'

I may not be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.